misery eurydice loves company. and cupcakes.
Hey, you got a liver? All I got was this stupid spleen!
Yeah, I got a bonus liver! Today, since it's closer to steam room than it is to "outdoor Earth," I'm aiming for a thyroid gland. That helps regulate temperature, right?
Oh wait, but you needed a spleen, so that's good.
I'd offer you my thyroid but it doesn't work right. But it might help you. I am always cold. Always.
I don't want to rip out your thyroid, though. Unless you stand too close to me on the subway during 90+ degree weather.
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