I have to buy some bigger bras. I have larger sized ones than those I'm wearing now, but the band size on them is still too big. I need to buy my current band size and a larger cup size.
I have in my head the belief that most women under a certain cup size would enjoy this fact, or even be tickled by it.
I would like to get out some Ace bandages and get this shit under control. We're not talking A to DD here, either. We're talking 32C to 32D*. I also have 34B and 34C idling in my lingerie drawer, but they haven't been used lo these many months. I'm just.... not amused. I am so very ready for my body to quit it and do what I tell it to.
(Right. Because it always does.)
* I swear, it would make my life if American bra designers would actually have a constant cup size from band to band. Does it drive anyone else nuts that the B cup of a 32B and the B cup of a 34B are two completely different B's? Because I find that just so ridiculous and nonsensical. If I could have an actual 32 band with the C cup from a 34C bra, my life would be complete, but no. They're forcing me to buy a 32D because They want more of my money, because They are greedy assholes.