That's me. With my green eyes and my brown hair and my plum lipstick.
Today I'm wearing a red shirt (with a screen print of Red Riding Hood wearing the Big Bad Wolf as a wrap) and a blue skirt, and some grey ballet flats.
And that's my katana that I wish I'd bought at New York Comic Con.
And that's the bloody entrails of half of New York I'm flinging off the katana.
It's all real. Except for the katana and the entrails. Sadly.
I don't know what you're talking about. That can't possibly be you. You were with me the whole time. Whoever they said did that, it wasn't you. Really.
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