A conservative website noticed that the entry on "marriage" in Merriam-Webster includes a definition covering same-sex marriage. Now the "traditional marriage blogosphere" is up in arms about this breaking news. ... Which appears to have happened in the 2003 edition. I'm not going to link to them because I don't want to give them extra traffic, but a number of blogging members of a little organization called the DNA (just Google it if you're burning to know) currently have horrified entries concerning this travesty.
And I'm laughing my ass off at every one of them.
(See? I told you it was a conspiracy.)