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7/11/2010

And Then My Head Exploded All Over 3rd Avenue

Overheard on the Upper East Side today...

Little Boy:  Can I have a milkshake??!!?

Dad:  Ask your mom.

Mom:  Don't make me the bad guy, John.

Dad:  Milkshakes make you REALLY fat.

Little Boy:  ... What about ice cream?

Dad:  Yeah, that too.

My Head:  *asplode*

2 comments:

  1. Wow, I bet life at home with that daddy/hubby is just a barrel of laughs. :P (Just guessing, here, but I'm betting he never takes that Food Gestapo hat off... *sigh*)

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  2. Do you have an address? Some people need to be stopped.

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