Guess How Shocked I Am (Scale of 1-10)

Gee. You mean public shaming isn't a viable technique of behavior modification? You mean choice is about more than slapping some numbers up on a board and expecting people to feel guilty and live by that guilt? You mean there might be more to this, like say, making healthful foods more affordable? I'm so shocked. This is my shocked face:

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That's how shocked I am.