And now Egypt is slaughtering all their pigs, even though they haven't had a single case of swine flu yet. "No pun intended," says Tommy Thompson on CNBC at 10 a.m. today, "but that is overkill." LOL, Tommy Thompson for the gruesome win.
*headdesk*
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It's been 90 degrees in New York for the past few days. Not that I don't enjoy hot weather (to a certain extent), but the miserly sadists who own our apartment building don't turn on the coolant in the AC thingy (whatever it is) until Memorial Day. No matter what. No matter. What. Our apartment isn't exactly set up for optimal cross-breezes, either, so I basically have to sit in front of a dinky fan, half naked all day when we're in this predicament. And not that it isn't nice to be admired, but there's only a certain number of times my boobs can be randomly grabbed per day (by my spouse - chill) before I get crabby.
It's back to 57 today and oh my gaaaaawd that's nice.
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I'm going to Sonoma with my mommy a week from Thursday. It's going to be freaking awesome. You can either expect no posts, or lots of tipsy posts. Or posts about how I contracted swine flu at the airport. You've been warned.
It's been 90 here too. I want to know what the heck happened to spring and when it will be coming back, or if we're just skipping it this year.
ReplyDelete1. I have swine flu. I'm sure of it.
ReplyDelete2. I hate you for enjoying your 90 degree, boob-snatching days. It's still 40 here, and will be until August. At which point it will turn 110. For a day. Then it will return to 40. For a week. Then it will drop into the negatives. For ten months.
3. Can you please advise me as to how I could call in sick for the rest of my life, but still take the baby to daycare at least 3 days a week?
4. Um, without getting married to some hairy schmo who would expect stinky sex at least twice a week?
I hope you're having an amazing time in Sonoma, I'd love to something like that with my mom one day. One of my goals is to take my parents on a trip as soon as I pay off my law school loans (which will not be soon)- they don't spend enough on themselves and I'd love to give a little back to them.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I loved your rant and statistics on the swine flu, I used them at work the day after I first read this.