5/29/2009

Um.

We just got a dirty call from someone on East 34th Street  (gotta love reverse phone number Googling).  Someone was having a reeeal good time by themselves on the other end of the phone line.

Clearly this prospective employee is GOLD and will receive multiple job offers immediately.  I just hope there aren't too many glaring grammatical errors in her resume.  Yup.  "Her."  Hey, more power to her; I'm all for up-ending gender-based stereotypes.  ... I guess this goes under "feminism"?




2 comments:

PersonalFailure said...

Teh Hubby worked for several years at the JC Penny catalog center during the christmas season.

Several, yes several, women would call him up at least once a day to masturbate to the sound of his voice.

They even asked for him by name, and waited till he was available.

Cynical Nymph said...

He must have SOME kinda pipes on HIM!